"Hey, I've Got an Idea…

we have a player that’s a sure Hall of Famer, admired by the fans, and one of the best people in the game. I know what to do, we’ll put him on waivers and trade him for someone called Player to be Named Later.”

Anyway, good luck to Jim Thome one of the true good guys in baseball. You get to escape the termite infested ship known as the Minnesota Twins and finish your career with the team you started out with (Cleveland Indians) and a possible shot at the playoffs. My condolences to “Player to be Named Later.” You already have two strikes against you. Not only does your current team not want you anymore but you have big shoes to fill when you arrive here.

Sigh…

The Feds Environmental Police…

go after Gibson Guitars. Apparently the Feds have decided to go after instrument makers and potentially individual owners of instruments to make sure the wood is PC. This includes, apparently, vintage instruments made long before these regulations were passed.

…The tangled intersection of international laws is enforced through a thicket of paperwork. Recent revisions to 1900’s Lacey Act require that anyone crossing the U.S. border declare every bit of flora or fauna being brought into the country. One is under “strict liability” to fill out the paperwork—and without any mistakes.

It’s not enough to know that the body of your old guitar is made of spruce and maple: What’s the bridge made of? If it’s ebony, do you have the paperwork to show when and where that wood was harvested and when and where it was made into a bridge? Is the nut holding the strings at the guitar’s headstock bone, or could it be ivory? “Even if you have no knowledge—despite Herculean efforts to obtain it—that some piece of your guitar, no matter how small, was obtained illegally, you lose your guitar forever,” Prof. Thomas has written. “Oh, and you’ll be fined $250 for that false (or missing) information in your Lacey Act Import Declaration.”

Little things…

do mean a lot and I have never experienced a parish with such an efficient and competent administrative staff as that at St. Mary’s Greek Orthodox in Minneapolis. It’s like a dream world working with those folks.

For authenticity's sake…

this year’s Minnesota Renaissance Festival will be ruled by corrupt family dynasty, watched over by a compromised Papacy, and all in an atmosphere of a minimum amount of sanitary plumbing. Poor people with few teeth will get in free.

I had the chance…

to come home early yesterday and turned on the TV. The program was “Judge Judy” a reality show where people agree to settle their disputes on the show in exchange for 15 minutes of fame. As the show proceeded, a case where two unemployed people who had found a way to bring four children into the world, she before the age of 21 were arguing over the disposition of a beat up truck, I thought “My soul is going to need a shower after this.” This morning I think that if there really are extra terrestrial intelligences out there getting our TV signals and forming opinions about us by what they see our doom is certain.

There's no question…

these past few years have been bumpy in US Orthodoxy, especially when it comes to our Bishops. And the truth is that I don’t know either all the details or all the answers. One thing, though, seems clearer to me as the days go on and the events unfold; sometimes the people have to care for the shepherds.

Let me explain. I’ve been a Pastor in both congregational and episcopal polities and I’ve learned that when the devil wants to wreak havoc it can often come in the pattern of the polity. If the church is congregational the people get stirred up. If the church is episcopal the Bishops are attacked. People don’t understand this and often think of all the troubling things that are happening in these past few years as a matter of personalities, programs, or politics. I think we might be forgetting that there is a component of spiritual warfare in all of this.

In our case as Orthodox Christians if our leaders can be stirred up, in conflict with each other, or find themselves focused  on the trees and not the forest the basic and primary mission of the Church can be hamstrung for as long as it takes to get these things worked out. Leaders who can’t agree. Leaders who listen to their passions. Those leaders will be diverted from their essential tasks and if the shepherds are struck the sheep can be scattered.

So sometimes we who are followers, with due regard for our own sins and struggles, need to reach out and deeply pray for our leaders asking God to protect them, to help them to stand for the Faith and against the fiery darts thrown at them every waking hour even as we pray for the same things for ourselves. Imagine what could happen if the Orthodox of this country prayed every day for their Bishops? Our prayers could become for them a wall of protection, a holy fortress where they can rest from the attacks of the enemy.

And imagine how that would change us as well!

Opposition to abortion…

Is not just a Christian thing…

Abortion, except in cases of rape and incest and when the mother’s life is at risk, is illegal in Thailand, and for devout Buddhists it is a terrible crime. “Buddhism believes in rebirth and teaches that individual human life begins at conception,” says one commentator. “The new being, bearing the karmic identity of a recently deceased individual, is therefore as entitled to the same moral respect as an adult human being.”

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