I am here to announce…

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the official end of the world.

I was scanning the channels this morning and came on the Cartoon Network and a program entitled “Looney Tunes” . I grew up on the “toons” so I thought a blast from the past would be cool. Low and behold the program description read:

“Yosemite Sam leans on Bugs when his plans to go off the grid go astray”

No, I am not kidding. I am not on drugs but I’m thinking about starting. No anvils. No shooting. No chase across the desert. No exploding carrots. Now I know why the world is going to hell in a hand basket and with any luck it should end way before December 21.

NO! NO! NO! A thousand times no. That whirring sound is Mel Blanc in his grave.

Now I must go and take a shower, a very long shower to hide my tears.

I Think People Worry…

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too much about what they’re going to be when they grow up. I know I do. Just lately, though, and almost certainly spurred on my encounter with my heart issues I’ve begun to see a few things.

First I don’t think you ever grow up if by that you mean reaching some state where you have arrived at wherever you planned to go. A person might want that but life has this interesting tendency to get in the way of things.  A person always seems to be a product under development, even if they really don’t want to be, so get used to the ride because it’s how things are supposed to be.

And then what does it mean to “be?” We think of this often times in terms of an occupation or a certain status, something external we can achieve. Is it? It may be a part of it but such an idea may also escape the essence of what being is all about because it focuses on externals.

I like the Christian answer, “Be a Christian, be like Christ, and the other things will make sense within that larger context.” What should I be as I grow up? I should be a Christian and the rest of the stuff, what job I have, where I live, my education, it will all find a way to work itself out.

In fact, I’m not really obligated to be anything except for a Christian. There can be good in the rest of the things of life, but there’s no obligation. I can be this one day and that another as I work to make a living but my real occupation is to follow Christ.

There’s a tremendous amount of freedom in that and very little of the “I must get this all in before I die” panic that grips so many. There’s a quote attributed to St. Augustine (at least from my sources) that says “Love God and do what you please.”  There’s a lot of truth in that and as I get older and still  about the whole growing up thing it makes more and more sense.

We're Taking a Car…

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down to Nashville this next week, the plane is just too much and sometimes its good to take some time on the road.

You see things in a different way along the road. Things are as they are, not just little squares of land or city lights 30,000 feet below. You realize that wherever you go is home to someone, the place where they are making their lives. In a certain way you get to be their guest and even if its just for a passing moment you share what they see every day.

Wecause they’re not taking the fast road either. We’ll miss Chicago, on purpose, and head down the middle of Illinois and through the south of the state. I lived in Illinois for two years but never left Chicago and I’m really interested in seeing what life is like in the real world.

Somewhere along the line we’ll make a big left turn and head towards Nashville, Murfreesboro, to be exact. It’s a business trip for one of us but for me its all about the ride. I plan on driving to Mississippi and Alabama  just because they’re there and I have a friend I’d like to see if time works out. Or maybe I’ll cancel it all and just lay around the hotel. I’ll make up my mind when I get there.

That’s why, after all, you take a car, make the ride, and live on your own schedule. That and you won’t be treated by your own government like a potential terrorist. Oh, and don’t forget the sheer pleasure of being able to roll down your window.

I'm on My Way…

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to Tennessee and Johnny Cash’s grave. Nothing morbid but just a chance to pay a little respect.It’s a good thing.

Elvis is okay and I suspect Graceland is nice but if I go there I’ll just think of the King, face down, pants around the ankles, in the bathroom upstairs. I can’t do that because I’d just get mad at all of his “friends” who rode the gravy train and did nothing to stop the fall. I can’t do that because it just seems wrong.

Johnny was headed that way too but he had different friends and the chance to make up for lost time. His grave is sad but not tragic, out in the open with no fee for admission. I’ll stand there and say a few kind words, get in the car, pop in his CD and float all the way back to the hotel.

It just seems like the right thing to do.

Christ is Risen!!!

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English – Christ is risen! Truly, He is Risen

Frisian – Kristus is opstien! Wis is er opstien!

German – Christus ist auferstanden! Er ist wahrhaftig auferstanden!

Yiddish – Der Meschiache undzer iz geshtanen! Avade er iz ufgeshtanen!

Dutch – Christus is opgestaan! Hij is waarlijk opgestaan!

Afrikaans – Kristus het opgestaan! Hom het waarlik opgestaan!

Danish – Kristus er opstanden! Sandelig Han er Opstanden!

Icelandic – Kristur er upprisinn! Hann er vissulega upprisinn!

Norwegian – Kristus er oppstanden! Han er sannelig oppstanden!

Swedish – Kristus är uppstånden! Ja, Han är verkligen uppstånden!

Latin – Christus Surrexit! Surrexit vere!

Italian – Cristo è risorto! È veramente risorto!

Catalan – Crist ha ressuscitat! Veritablement ha ressuscitat!

French – Le Christ est ressuscité! Vraiment Il est ressuscité!

Portuguese – Cristo ressuscitou! Verdadeiramente ressuscitou!

Romanian – Hristos a înviat! Adevărat a înviat!

Spanish – Cristo ha resucitado! Verdaderamente, ha resucitado!

Church Slavonic – Christos Voskrese! Voistinu Voskrese!)

Russian – Христос Воскресе! Воистину Воскресе! (Khristos Voskrese! Voistinu Voskrese!)

Belarusian – Хрыстос уваскрос! Сапраўды ўваскрос! (Khrystos Uvaskros! Saprawdy Wvaskros!)

Ukrainian – Христос Воскрес! Воістину Воскрес! (Khrystos Voskres! Voistynu Voskres!)

Bulgarian – Христос Возкресе! Воистина Возкресе! (Christos Vozkrese! Voistina Vozkrese!)

Serbian – Христос Воскресе! Ваистину Воскресе! (Christos Voskrese! Vaistinu Voskrese!)

Czech – Kristus vstal z mrtvých! Vpravdě vstal z mrtvých!

Slovak – Kristus vstal zmŕtvych! Skutočne vstal!

Polish – Chrystus zmartwychwstał! Prawdziwie zmartwychwstał!

Lithuanian – Kristus prisikėlė! Tikrai prisikėlė!

Irish – Tá Críost éirithe! Go deimhin, tá sé éirithe!</

Manx – Taw Creest Ereen! Taw Shay Ereen Guhdyne!

Scots Gaelic – Tha Crìosd air èiridh! Gu dearbh, tha e air èiridh!

Breton – Dasorc'het eo Krist ! E wirionez eo dasorc'het 

Welsh – Atgyfododd Crist! Yn wir atgyfododd!

Sanskrit – (Krista uttitaha! Satvam uttitaha!)

Albanian (Tosk) – Krishti u ngjall! Vërtet u ngjall!

Armenian – Քրիստոս յարեաւ ի մեռելոց՜ Օրհնեալ է յայտնութիւնն Քրիստոսի՜ (Christos harjav i merelotz! Orhniale harutjun Christosi! — Christ is risen! Blessed is the resurrection of Christ!)

Greek – Χριστός Ανέστη! Αληθώς Ανέστη! (Christos Anesti! Aleithos Anesti!)

Turkish – Hristós diril-Dí! Hakíkatén diril

Filipino (Tagalog) – Si Cristo ay nabuhay! Siya nga ay nabuhay!

Indonesian – Kristus sudah bangkit! Dia benar sudah bangkit.

Hawaiian – Ua ala aʻe nei ʻo Kristo! Ua ala ʻiʻo nō ʻo Ia!

Aleut – Kristus aq ungwektaq! Pichinuq ungwektaq!

Yupik – Xris-tusaq Ung-uixtuq! Iluumun Ung-uixtuq!