You mess with the bull…

you get the horns. I think, drunk or sober, that getting into the ring with an angry or wounded animal of this size is just not that bright. It’s probably why they generally stack these “fights” in favor of the human. Regardless, after centuries of watching these animals being tortured for the amusement of the crowd I’m really leaning towards the bull in this one. Now if he could just gore their consciences and not just their bodies…