Brrrrrr…

65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Minnesota sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesota get upset because they can’t start the Snow-mobile.

40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Minnesota start saying….’Cold enough fer ya?’

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late

0 thoughts on “Brrrrrr…”

  1. Yup. Below 70 (ABOVE zero) I’m in winter gear. I could always tell the out of state students at Arizona State by their January clothing. Sunscreen in 65 degree weather??? Minnesotan or North Dakotan.

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